2 Cerita Lucu Singkat dalam Bahasa Inggris dan Artinya

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My Grandpa’s Stories

Last week, I visit my grandpa’s house with my parents. When we arrived there, my mom immediately looked for my grandma because she had something to do with her. Meanwhile, my father was busy washing the car after he greeted my grandpa. I looked around the house and saw my grandpa on the corner of the garden. He was sitting under the tree and singing. I greeted and joined him singing. Then, in the middle of our quality time, my grandpa asked me whether I want to listen to his stories or not. I said ‘of course’. He said that he would tell me some funny stories.

First Story

The first story was about animals. My grandpa told me that he could mention 10 animals in less than 5 seconds. He challenged me to do it and he said that I could not beat him. I mentioned 10 animals such as snake, cat, dog, bird, lion, tiger, ant, cow, duck, and hen. He was true that I couldn’t do it even though I had tried to do it very fast. I mentioned 10 animals in 10 seconds.

“Do you want to know how I could mention 10 animals in 5 seconds?” My grandpa asked.

“Yes, because I wonder how it could be done.” I said.

“Really?” he asked again.

“Yes, I really really really want to know, granpa.” I responded.

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“Hahahaha. It’s easy. Ten animals. 5 cats and 5 dogs.” He said.

I was freezed in a second. Then, I laughed.

“Wow. That’s great, grandpa. That’s a great joke. Hahahaha.” I burst into laugh, but I felt something dry and crisp, too, in my head. My grandpa fooled me.

“Yeah, that’s me. Cool, huh?” He said.

“Yeah, that’s very very very great.” I told him.

Second Story

“hmm.. well, one more story.” My grandpa said.

“What’s that?” I was curious.

“Long time ago, I joined the war as a soldier. When my friends and I was going to attack the enemy by using a plane, the enemies shooted our plane. The plane was broken and all of the crew in that plane were dead, including the pilot.” My grandpa told me.

“And then, what happened? Why are you still alive if you said that all people in the plane were dead?” I wondered and felt suspicious about the story.

“Well, I was left by the plane. Hahahaahaha.” He laughed so loudly.

“Oh, My God. How lucky you were, grandpa.” I smiled to him.

“Hmmm.. Was that not funny? Why didn’t you laugh at my story?” He asked me.

“Hahahaha. That’s very funny story. I laugh now.” I said.

My grandpa seemed unhappy toward my response. Then I said to him, “That was funny, grandpa. But, I felt so grateful that you are still alive and told me that story just now.”

“Oh, you are so lovely, my grandson.” Then he pinched my cheek.

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I said in my heart, “Yeah, I know that was not you who were in the war. You were born after the war ended. That’s the fact. Hmmm.”

Artinya

Cerita Kakekku

Pekan lalu, aku mengunjungi rumah kakek bersama kedua orang tuaku. Setibanya kami di rumah kakek, ibu bergegas mencari nenek karena ada sesuatu yang ingin mereka kerjakan bersama. Sementara ayah sibuk mencuci mobil setelah ia memberi salam kepada kakek. Aku melihat ke sekeliling dan aku menemukan kakek yang sedang duduk di pojok kebun. Kakek sedang duduk di bawah pohon dan bernyanyi. Aku menyapa dan ikut bernyanyi bersamanya. Kemudian, di tengah-tengah kami sedang asik bercengkerama, kakek bertanya apakah kiranya aku mau mendengarkan ceritanya. Aku jawab tentu saja. Kakek menceritakan kepadaku beberapa cerita lucu.

Cerita Pertama

Cerita pertama adalah tentang hewan. Kakek memintaku untuk menyebutkan 10 hewan dalam waktu kurang dari 5 detik. Beliau menantangku melakukannya dan mengatakan bahwa aku tidak akan bisa mengalahkannya. Aku menyebutkan 10 nama hewan seperti ular, kucing, anjing, burung, singa, harimau, semut, sapi, bebek, dan ayam betina. Kakek benar bahwa aku tidak bisa melakukannya meskipun aku sudah mencoba untuk menyebutkan dengan sangat cepat. Aku menyebutkan 10 nama hewan dalam waktu 10 detik.

“Apakah kamu ingin tahu bagaimana aku bisa menyebutkan 10 hewan dalam waktu 5 detik?” Kakek bertanya.

“Ya, karena aku heran bagaimana hal itu bisa dilakukan.” Kataku.

“Yakin?” Kakek bertanya lagi.
“Ya. Aku sangat sangat sangat ingin tahu, kakek.” Jawabku.

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“hahahaha. Itu mudah. 10 hewan. 5 kucing dan 5 anjing.” Katanya.

I terpaku sejenak dan kemudian tertawa.

“Wow. Luar biasa, kakek. Itu sungguh cerita lucu yang lar biasa, hahahahaha.”

Aku meledak dalam tawa, tetapi aku juga merasakan sesuatu yang garing di kepalaku. Kakek membodohiku.

“Yeah, itulah kakek. Keren, kan?” kata kakek.

“Yeah, itu sangat sangat sangat luar biasa.” Kataku.

Cerita Kedua

Kakek berkata, “hmm..satu cerita lagi.”

“Apa itu, Kakek?” Aku penasaran.

“Dahulu kala, Kakek iut berperang sebagai seorang prajurit. Ketika kakek dan teman-teman kakek akan menyerang musuh dengan pesawat, musuh-musuh menembaki pesawat kami. Pesawatnya rusak dan semua awak pesawat meninggal, termasuk pilotnya.” Cerita kakek.

“Kemudian, apa yang terjadi? Mengapa kakek masih hidup jika semua orang dalam pesawat meninggal?” Aku heran dan merasa curiga terhadap cerita kakek.

“Ya…Kakek ditinggal pesawat. Hahahah.” Kakek tertawa sangat kencang.

“Ya, Tuhan. Betapa beruntungnya kakek pada saat itu.” Aku tersenyum kepadanya.

“Hmmm. Apakah itu tidak lucu? Mengapa kamu tidak menertawai cerita kakek?” Kakek bertanya.

“Hahahaha. Itu cerita yang sangat lucu, kakek. Aku tertawa sekarang.” Kataku.

Kakek tampak tidak senang terhadap reaksiku. Kemudia aku berkata kepadanya, “Itu cerita yang lucu, kakek. Tetapi, aku merasa sangat bersyukur bahwa kakek masih hidup dan menceritakanku cerita itu sekarang.”

“Oh, Kamu cucuku yang sangat baik. “ kemudian kakek mencubit pipiku.

Aku berkata dalam hati, “Ya, aku tahu bahwa kakek tidak ikut perang pada saat itu. Kakek lahir setelah perang usai. Itulah faktanya. Hmmm.”